Hello Earthlings, prepare your puny minds for transmission #4. Our distress signals have not been able to reach past your tiny solar system (that's not even counting Pluto) due to your worthless technology. We need more bodies on the floor. Through our last transmission, the Sonic Analysis Kru discovered that Kinetic Energy helps the distress signals travel farther.

We've enlisted the help of other extra-terrestrials and some "cool" humans to help us. Using pre-recorded music to disguise the sounds of our Interplanetary Distress Signals so it doesn't rip apart your tiny human brain we will be transmitting again from La 30.

These are the mad scientists who will be guiding your journey (click 4 ♫):

We've realized that we may not be getting off the planet anytime soon. Weak human technology coupled with the Earth's distance from any Intergalactic Super Highways and trying to keep away from the Unified Patrol all present a unique set of challenges. We just don't have the parts to fix our spaceship and human society still hasn't figured out how to travel past their own planet's moon. How we long for Funk-O-Tron!

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Important info

Do not share location on social media

$10 cash or card (cash preferred!)

No BYOB (Bar on site with alc/caffeine/snacks + )

Shoes off at the door (cubbies at the entrance)

No tobacco smoking inside

Raver conduct:

PLUR [Peace, Love, Unity, Respect]

Respect the space and it will respect you

Discrimination or harassment of any kind will not be tolerated

Getting to La 30

La 30 can be accessed via the alley just west of Saint Hubert. Look for the southernmost parking area on the east side of the alley and take the staircase up